"Thomas, you know how much I love you, so image all the stupid mushy Shit I usually say everyday, add in a dash of ‘forever’, blah blah till death do us part, let’s go have hot married sex in my weddi dress!"
Pretty much perfect.
“In a clear sign they are preparing for the possibility of a yes vote and emergency recall of parliament, Commons officials have sent journalists a briefing note detailing the last times the House of Commons was recalled on a Saturday. The last Saturday sitting was on 3 April 1982, the day after the Falklands war began. The previous three dates were: 3 November 1956 - Suez Crisis 30 July 1949 - Summer adjournment debates – last sitting of the summer 2 September 1939 - Outbreak of World War II That perhaps gives some sense of the scale of the constitutional crisis for the UK if Scotland does vote to leave. PO”
I am not sure if I am terrified or exhilarated to be flying to England on Saturday…
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
The FCC should be given a time-out button, so every time a network talking head says something this stupid (or moreso) the FCC can hit the button and the network goes off the air for 5 minutes.